Our senior guide, Louie’s origins remain a somewhat murky mystery (although, I’ve heard Ohio) but it’s that aura and his island living pace that make this man, hell, this legend a perennial favorite on the “crawl.”

Note: Don’t give this man tequila.

A true gentleman, Fred brings with him wisdom and a firm sense of Keys history as he greets you. Of course, those classy qualities begin diminishing and disappearing by the time you get to the Schooner Wharf bar. It isn’t unusual to see Fred out with his group hours after the tour has ended.

Not your typical New York liberal, Tommy likes to mix scotch with shots of Jagermeister.  A quick wit and an intimate knowledge of the Key West bar scene make Tommy a crowd favorite.

Doug moved to Key West in 1977 and has had an amazing love affair with the island ever since. Doug has a diverse background including sociology, culinary arts and theater. With a glint in his eye and a strong attention to detail, Doug's tour will give you the best of both the historical and culinary aspects of our tour and will make sure you leave Key West with a good taste in your mouth.

Bob quickly established himself as a tour favorite. This former New Jerseyan (or is it New Jerseyite?) combines energy and humor to go with his already legendary professional drinking status.

Call sign: “WILDMAN” fits this former Navy Pilot, now a human dynamo. Besides conducting fun-loving and fact-filled tours, Brian runs his own landscaping business, hosts a Karaoke show and occasionally performs stand-up comedy.  Caution:  If you wish to stay anonymous during your Key West visit, DO NOT tell this man your name... he remembers them all.

It's our understanding that T escaped Pennsylvania in search of warmth, water and sanity. Oh well, two out of three isn't bad. Her diverse background, quick wit and multiple personalities make her tours unique and unpredictable. By the way, what does T stand for?

Jim is a "Native Conch" who has lived in Key West for 42 of his 44 years. The son of a Miami Beach stripper and a Cuban sailor, Jim worked with his family at 12 Duval Street in Key West for 33 years. He has a unique perspective on the island.

Capt. Ron, a California Native Navy Brat, spent his formative years in Hawaii and Florida. A University of Florida grad, he is an engineer/boat captain transformed into a crazy conch tour guide. After a pubcrawl with Capt. Ron you may have the ability to speak English as a second language.

Karen and her kids came to Key West from Syracuse, NY, five years ago and decided not to leave. "We love living on our houseboat and enjoy fishing and diving the reef. I highly recommend quitting your job and moving to Key West!"

Zam is a retired Los Angeles County Deputy Sheriff of 32 years. He moved to Key West a few years ago, traded in his handcuffs for a conch shell and hasn't looked back. Simply put, Zam was born to pub crawl - it just took him awhile to realize it.